Like father like son

Hola viewers I was getting sad that the Jonases hadn’t been played in a while so HERE’S A CHAPTER CAPS LOCK FTW!!!!!!!!

Kyle: You smell REALLY good like flowers and vanilla.

Ally: It hides the scent of death and decay flooding off my body.

Ally you’ve been gone for one day and your dark now?

Ally: No I’m just joshing you!

Razor: Yay Ally’s leaving. *Crowd cheers*

Ally: THE HELL?!?! Where did this crowd come from?

Razor: We heard you were leaving so I gathered a couple of friends… or the whole city.

Ally: I can still hear you!

Bob: Nao I leave you for pain and the occansional feeding while daddy goes and drinks myself in a dark corner. works.

Hardy: No!

Mailman: My hand smells gud.

Your scurry.

Mailman: Lyke, oh my gawd is that bob lyke the Bob?

Are you messed up in the head?

Mailman: *licks hand* yummmm.

Lyke ew. Oh God I talked like him!

Mailman: Lyke simgod please give me more bills to torture people’s finacial lives. AMEN!

Ryan: You 30 second playtime is up.

Ed: Oh tay. I no wanna die by u daddys sharp teethsies.

Ed: I hun’gray! Food NAO!

Look at him sit there.

Ryan: I don’t hear a baby thank God for my IPod Touch! R.I.P Steve Jobs-1955-2011

I sad nao! Anywhozerz.

Ally: This laundry is disgusting.

She cleans for no reasons…

Ally: Because I will not life in FILTH!

Kk

Ally: Where did this hole even come from!

Idk but you guys see my army in the back I went to the old house and gathered them all up! Yay!

Their exploring already!

Bob and Blingaboo are having a sing-off.

Bling: It’s so Hard to be a diamond in a rhinestone world! By: Blood on the dance floor (Viewer discretion advised VERY perverted songs with lots of cussing.)

Bob: Baby i like it the way you move on the floor. By: Enrique Iglasias I Like It.

Cheese: I choke this baby.

Ed: *chokes* HALP!

They had a secret meeting under my fountain.

Bob: We are the Freemasons HUZZAH!

Everyone: HUZZAH!

Here’s Kyle’s sister forgot her name Marie i think anywho she refuses to age… She should be an elder.

Marie: I am immortal with vampirism!

I HATE YOU! For glitching…

Notice the streaks behind making it LOOK like she’s faster but it’s the same speed pathetic.

Ally: You like my epic cc car?

I have no clue where I got that.

Ally: I can pelt half my body through this door.

Magical next part for some reaon she’s at Nine in the gosht busting career but she got a call about the pollution things.

Ally: i like pelting my back through doors.

i noticed she has FAT lips…

Ally: I choke myself because my FAT lips.

I hope you fall and die! HAHAHA

TRACE! I missed you.

Trace: i still hate you…

>:O I took care of you and let you eat moldy cake you should LOVE me.

Trace: Never

Guess what him changing means…

The waterslide which Kyle uses everyday even though he burns up most of the time.

I think Ryan is gender confused… Maybe he’s tired form the kids crying.

And Alex! I haven’t seen Sarah. I would love to see them reunited… Ick mushy moment over.

Alex is like Woo! I thought you could fly anyway but I guess not.

Alex: This is jsut a funner way of flying.

I leave you with two gnomes doing the happy they teleported to that wierd… If you observre closely you’ll see how it looks like there doing the happy.